May 2013
why would you want to be a dumb little brat who gives up her voice for a DUDE. A FUCKING MAN. YOUR VOICE. FOR A MAN.
GREAT, GOOD, NOW YA CAN’T SPEAK TO HIM, ASSWIPE.
the little mermaid
can suck my dick
- signed a hot topic employee that is sick of all the stupid the little mermaid merchandise and everyone who buys it or claims to be ariel because they have red fucking hair
In addition to that; I will be securing my car with a tarp and bungee wires every day, because fuck hoodrats.
DON’T LOOK AT MY CAR, DON’T WALK IN IT’S GENERAL DIRECTION, DON’T EVEN QUESTION WHAT’S UNDER THE TARP. GO THE FUCK AWAY.
I wish I lived in a more suburban area honestly. I see people in their cute houses in their cute quiet neighborhoods, away from traffic and lurking strangers, and I am filled with envy. I’ve never experienced that life and I”m scared I never will. All I want is to live somewhere that at least makes me feel safer. I know no where is safe, but if my house and neighborhood at least...
I bought a car today so I am REALLY on edge oh my god I haven’t been able to relax all week because I’ve been squeezing in car bizznezz time (i.e. looking for/discussing prices/discussing paperwork/getting financing together/figuring out insurance) all before work everyday (I went in at 2 every day this week so that leaves only a few hours beforehand even if I wake up early) and oh my...
if I clean my room and it becomes clutter free will I feel less antsy?????
oh what the fuck that band is from japan holy shit
but their lyrics are in english
this is
spectacular
Anonymous asked: Did you shave your eyebrows off? I thought you weren't about that life. They look fierce af tho, along with your mane.
fuucCK
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Boys need to stop being so cute like I could rip my hair out
PRIVATE JET LIFE HOTTER DEN YA EX WIFE
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I NEED TO BUY…………… GOLD HOT PANTS
god I’d be such a fucking good stripper oh my god tell me I wouldn’t be making so much money
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Brooke Candy’s music makes me wanna strip but I guess thats the point…..
“The next time that you touch my weave, I’ll push your fucking wig back”
- Brooke Candy
everyone should always works out their ass while they’re sitting on tumblr and it’s v easy I’ll tell you how:
put on some music with a good bass beat
wiggle to said music
flex each cheek with each bass beat
thats it
you can add in some rolling with your tummy if u want hot abs too
julias everyday workout
I got to see my puerto rican grandmother today and she told me fake nails are bad for you
Nana, I know. Okay. I know. I don’t care though, fab bitches just don’t care.
If you ever see a picture of some place that looks kinda run down, but still alive with life and living creatures, then it’s basically where I’ve lived my whole life. Desolate looking, with gray clouds, or patches of almost dried up puddles, cracks in the asphalt, weeds growing out of them. Just sad-looking.
This place has gone to shit and is riddled with old buildings and run down...
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I’m still interested in lingerie modeling though. I can def do that. Because they often favor shorter girls over the taller ones. Victoria’s secret obviously doesn’t count…
dude if I was just a few inches taller I swear I could’ve done something with that barrbizon modeling school degree lol such is life
Page ruth is also a favorite because she is shorter than the average model and gets a TON of work still. She’s adorable and pixe-like, also a bit alien-esque and androgynous. She is really cool to look at.
lara stone is one of my favorite models ever mostly because she is big chested and has a body on her and beautiful and thats so rare these days
idk I am pretty sick of seeing girls that look like me minus ass, tits, or hips everywhere on the runway
